but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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