Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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