girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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