Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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