I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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