I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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