I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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