weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Redeem this text for a blowjob
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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