D3 body, D1 cock
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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