and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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