there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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