Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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