Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
