sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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