Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So. Much. Porn.
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