"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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