your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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