The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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