How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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