big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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