fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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