BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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