sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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