so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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