glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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