You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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