So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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