Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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