i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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