Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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