69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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