party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Randomize
