So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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