real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please, let me fuck your mom
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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