i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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