Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
