How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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