I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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