I hate your face
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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