I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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