you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
only you would photoshop your dick
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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