I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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