Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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