Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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