i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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