Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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