physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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