Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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