So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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