so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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