whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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