let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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