I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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