Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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