i don't like sucking hair
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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