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say what?
wanna hang out?
operation harelip BJ is a go
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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