Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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