And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
